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History of ChillnGrimmy

ChillnGrimmy crawled into the server in early 2024, bright-eyed and clueless, and immediately joined a faction named Oro. Oro was run by a creature called imjustawalltbh, who mostly spaggered around like a bored NPC trying to remember its own controls. Grimmy stayed there long enough to realize he wanted an actual civilization, not a daycare.

One day, he showed interest in Aglaria, the one faction that didn’t look like it was built by sleep-deprived pigeons. The Aglarians welcomed him, blissfully unaware that they were letting in a walking disaster event. A few weeks later, Thomazlolxd infected Grim with a vicious plague known as nigma (aka the Big Black Nose). Naturally, Grim responded the only way anyone on a Minecraft server ever does: by starting a pandemic. Soon every Aglarian was running around with a giant black snout like some cursed medieval festival.

Despite this, Grimmy rose. War minister. Then hand of the king. Apparently nobody questioned promoting the guy who just unleashed biological warfare on the population.

As war minister, he handled internal and external affairs so well he actually prevented two wars. A miracle, considering the average SMP war starts because someone sneezed on someone's cow. He also helped forge alliances that held Aglaria together longer than anyone expected.

During this golden age, Grim met his bastard son, Chilly, a walking plot twist who existed solely to ignite the Aglarian Civil War. Grim despised him, but the drama stopped only when Chilly rage-quit the server. Truly a Shakespearean exit.

Then Grim’s furnace home was burned and torn apart to make room for a graveyard, because apparently Aglaria handles zoning laws using trauma. Grim responded by founding Grimlands, which grew into the largest industrial powerhouse on the server. Grimlands' wealth eventually surpassed every faction combined. Capitalism won, again.

After Jason’s death, Prisma became king. Prisma and Grim were close, which is political code for “we trauma-bonded.” Prisma promoted Grim from war minister to hand of the king, giving him access to the kingdom’s important levers. Grim used that power to expose The Great Mask, the mysterious griefing menace plaguing Aglaria.

Prisma eventually got swallowed by real life, and the crown fell to imjustawalltbh. Grim remained hand of the king, mostly because Wall logged off and vanished like a forgotten Minecraft dog. After Wall faded into myth, Pagani took the throne. Pagani and Grim created a glorious development plan, until Pagani had to “temporarily” hand Aglaria to Grim. That temporary period aged like ancient cheese and turned permanent.

So Grimmy took the throne. And unlike every cursed king before him, he didn’t implode, vanish, die, or spontaneously combust. He actually ruled.

Under King ChillnGrimmy, Aglaria erupted with development, alliances, expansions, infrastructure, and political stability unheard of in its messy history. The old curse of the Aglarian throne finally snapped on coronation day. And for the first time in a long time, Aglaria stands tall in the south, one of the last remaining OG factions still breathing.

The kingdom survives. The king still rules. And somehow, after pandemics, betrayals, civil wars, industry empires, and three kings before him dying or disappearing, ChillnGrimmy remains the stubborn heartbeat of Aglaria.